Since I’m not quite sure what’s going on, I thought this would be the perfect time for a quick, friendly update. (For my own personal benefit, so I can attempt to comprehend what I’m actually doing.) Well, firstly, I’m still very concerned that scientists have recently failed to address the hole in the ozone layer. Years ago, this was a big issue and now nobody seems to give a damn. Maybe the hole has magically repaired itself like some sort of mad man. I’m going to get to the bottom of this. (Regardless of how far the bottom might be…)
Secondly, in a related story, I’ve started to plan a number of small projects to keep me warm during the harsh winter months. I’m planning a two new books, “Captain Space Dinosaur and the death caterpillars from Mars” and a graphic novel called “Remote Control.” Both of them should be fairly fun. (It’s just a shame they are both full of holes.) Smaller projects next year also include greetings cards, paintings etc.
Thirdly, only three weeks (roughly) to go until the “Lard” website launch! All sorts of things will be going on during that time, so keep your ears close to the ground.